This is my first game, and it's an intentionally rubbish platformer with retro graphics, ear-bleedingly horrible music, and poor programming.

It's designed to feel like a budget Spectrum game from the 19😬's ported onto an emulator.

The story: 'YOU ARE AN YOUTH IN LONDON OF 1970'S. YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN WASTED BY CHEAP BOOZE AND FAGS. IT IS YOUR MISSION THEN TO KILL YOURSELF IN AS MANY DIFFERENT WAYS AS YOU CAN THINK OF. CAR CRASHES, RAILWAY "ACCIDENTS"... IT'S ALL UP TO YOU!
ARROW KEYS: MOVEMENT
Z: INTERACT FUNCTION
ESC: EJECT TAPE
GOOD LUCK!!!!'
Note that the crappiness of the story is also intentional.

Tags: dead, death, kill, retro, funny, old, spectrum, train, toaster, hobo

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