In Not About Ninjas, you the player watch over the greatest planet in the Milky Way Galaxy…Earth! Yet, your planet has one problem. Ninjas! Yeah, that’s right. Those pesky sneaky little hooded buggers are everywhere. You can find them in your yard, you can find them in your toilet, you can find them in your school and yes even in outer space! EVERYWHERE! Don’t let the cuteness get to you though. That is a ninja technique which involves five levels of Chi to secrete sugar, spice and everything that is all fuzzy. Dangerous stuff I tell ya’. Anyways, these dang dirty yet adorable little itty-bitty ninjas have got to go! So are you just going to float in the sky and do nothing about it? I think not Sir or Madam. It’s time to use the power of Earth’s elements and become the greatest defender of humanity and save this planet! Like this one famous rapper said, “Get rich or die making indie games”. Wait, that’s not it. Uhh…err…hey, that is not the point here! Point is, this game is Not About Ninjas. THIS IS EARRRRRRRRRRTH!

*Feel free to dropkick a ninja down a well. I won’t say a word to the Feds’.

This game has been brought to you by pringhazard, jpcoe2011, Beesting, dragonxlr, and leeheaded (all part of the Pandamonium Gaming Productions).

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