There is a bad famine that has raise the price of wheat, and in turn bread, to historical levels. The French mobs are taking to the streets in protest and many boulangeries(bread shops) have been robbed. And here is where you come in. you are a French baguette; handsome, muscular, fresh, and… well tasty. You are trying to get away from the hungry French crowds who chase you because of your good looks. But you wonder why they carry breadknives… oh well, it's not relevant.

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