STORY LINE:
3 men, only 2 of which we know the name of, have set out on a journey to find the mystical golden egg. When they embarked on this quest, they didn't believe people when they warned them about the NEVER ENDING PATH OF BIRDS, ROCKS, AND STICKS. So now they must jump, duck, tackle, and FIRE THEIR LAZUHS their way to the golden egg!

CONTROLS:
up arrow: jump
right arrow: tackle
down arrow: duck
left arrow: FIRE YA LAZUH

jump over rocks, duck under birds, tackle through sticks, and use your laser to defeat the evil green bird that sometimes appears.

HOW TO PLAY:
there's a timer on the top that gives points to your score as it goes down. If it reaches 0, you get a bonus 1000 points, and then switch to one of the other 2 men. If you fail to dodge rocks, birds, or hit sticks, that man will be unconcious for a while and cannot be played with. If all 3 men are unconcious at one time, it's game over.

Tags: awesome, funny, platformer, arcade

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