Holy Crap - Divine Dookie

Story:
Oh, no! Gassiel the Cherub ate some bad street tacos, causing his irritable bowel syndrome to act up. Poop in the toilets to relieve Gassiel's suffering and earn Points. What are the Points for? Who cares! But oh, you better watch your aim, because if you get scat on a Bible you'll incur the Wrath of God, and He'll take away one of your Halos. And of course, everyone knows that Cherubs only have three Halos, and the die if the lose them all.

Controls:
Left & Right Arrow Keys - Move
Space - Drop a spud
Escape - Exit

Gameplay:
Toilets and Bibles will float by beneath you. Try to time you droppings so that your butt custard lands in the toilets but not on the Bibles. You get more Points for toilets that are farther away, and you get bonus points for scoring successive hits in a row without hitting a Bible or whiffing completely.

Tags: funny, arcade, angel, poop, bible, toilet

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Released 2012-05-19
Category Arcade
Rating 4.0 (by 1 users)
Downloads 32
Version 1
ID 199087
Slug holy-crap---divine-dookie