UPDATE!!! FIXED A BUG WHERE NO UPDATES WERE FOUND WHEN RUNNING THE FIRST TIME!
I Wanna Be The Java
Save Java to get access to all the platforms! Java was locked up by... blah story lame
CONTROLS:
Y - Shoot
X - (Double)jump
(If you dont live in europe, this will be weird, but keyboards do have x located next to y. Dunno why anyways u can change dis by pressing "c" ingame cool lang ftw #swag)
Note: This is the download for the Updater which you can use to check for updates (omg). Just run it to download the game file.