Your quiet town of Bucktopia has been invaded...by cows. The cows are different from the garden variety dairy-moo-cows, because they are Highly Intelligent and they will eat you alive. The cows also have friends that would like to eat you alive: Mr. Yuks and Chickens. The Mr Yuks are pretty stupid, but the Chickens are downright Evil. You must navigate the dungeons of the Cow Castle, defeating the man-hungry bovines along the way. Each time an enemy takes a bite out of you, you lose a little health. You can regain your health by consuming the veggie burgers, pizza and sodas that are rather conveniently strewn around the dungeon. Collect colored keys to unlock the doors to the castle, and the truth to the invasion. Welcome to the Land Of The Intelligent Cows.

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