You are the coolest dude on the internet! Surfing around the net, shoot down other people's opinions! They need to stop liking what you don't like!

Arrow keys to move, Left click mouse to navigate the menus.

Note: Get ready to mash your face on the keyboard!!! (No, seriously)

Early 90's style game actually lets you play through an old CRT monitor complete with scan lines and tracking bar!
Boss fight will test your face-to-keyboard skills!
Side scrolling shoot em' up gameplay!


Songs:
Black Gates of Eternity
Princess Mayonnaise
Provided by Ken “coda” Snyder http://coda.s3m.us/

Tags: ggj, ggj14, internet, side, scrolling, scroller, shoot, em, up

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