One day, 2 kiwis were frollicking in the hills of New Zealand, when they were struck by lightning.
"Odd." said one.
"Yis et es." said the other.
"We're not did."
"I noticed thet."
"Hey! Ded you see thet?"
One kiwi noticed that it had made a tiny camel appear out of mid air.
"Cool!" said the other kiwi. "Lit me try et." To it's surprise, the kiwi discovered it could also conjure nanobots.
"Hey, ded you notice we hev megecl powers?"
"Yeah, I ded."
"I thenk we should use them in battle."
"Sounds good."

Sorry to seem racist, Kiwis. your accents are awesome. The kiwis here are birds, not people. Also this is made long ago, so sorry it's not that good.

Tags: kiwi, new, zealand, fight, game, fun, shoot, camel, nanobots, lava, etc, kiwi, wars

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